DISQUS

Crucial Encounter: Rules Of Engagement #4

  • T · 1 year ago
    yeah, I use to do that ALL THE TIME. Wifey would get upset. I kept telling her that it was just as easy for her to LOOK before squating as it was for me to put the seat down.

    but now I have a daughter that is 6. She doesn't always look before she squats...I've had to rescue her a few times. :) And my son - hes 3 - never looks. So, now I have to put it down not just for the wife- but so my kids don't drown. :)

    Later,
    T
  • Toby · 1 year ago
    Just think man, in 10 years she'll put it down herself cuz she's tired of tellin ya. :-) Or, if you're like me, you'll leave it up on purpose and have the video camera set up so when she falls in you have it on tape!! Now, that's classic!! I have like 3 of them :-).
  • Andy McMahon · 1 year ago
    Oh man. I didn't think about kids. Crap. I found something online that was like a foot lever, and you step on it and it lowers the seat. Then I just think, that might be something else to clean... I don't know. You would think there would be a simple solution wouldn't you?

    I should invent.
  • Andy McMahon · 1 year ago
    hrm... I don't know. Andrea doesn't punch too hard, but a little harder than I think I'd like to be hit.... Does your wife know you have three videos of her dropped trow sitting IN a toilet?? lol.. that's too funny man.
  • T · 1 year ago
    Ok, what plug-in do you have that sends the automated emails when you reply to a comment? I want! I want! :)
  • Toby · 1 year ago
    yeah, she knows....i always have them playing on the big screen when she wakes up the following morning :-). Fun for me, but I usually have to lock myself in the bathroom to prevent a good beating...lol
  • Andy McMahon · 1 year ago
    go here. http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/wordpress-t...

    It's a little tricky, and you'll have to change the wording, because I'm pretty sure it was written by Japanese or Chinese person or something. It's awesome though. If you have questions, email me. laustandphound [at] gmail [dot] com.... I can help you out. This is one of my favorite plugins, Toby actually introduced me to it.
  • Andy McMahon · 1 year ago
    HA! dude, I just laughed out loud. That's too hilarious.
  • jonathanstegall · 1 year ago
    So... marriage is about compromise. I guess we all know that. The toilet seat is one way to compromise. The way we do it is this: everyone, no matter what their desired toilet position, shuts the toilet completely when they leave.

    This has lots of benefits: the cat never falls in (you know our cat would), both of us have to do something so neither of us can accuse the other of toilet seat laziness, and Kiera never has an excuse for falling in the toilet (since women seem to look for these excuses).

    I would recommend giving that a try.